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Episode Guide for Season 3 of The L Word
The third season of The L Word is marked by transitions. Bette (Jennifer Beals) and Tina (Laurel Holloman) try to reconcile their relationship, and fall apart which ends with Tina switching teams. Jenny's (Mia Kirshner) new girlfriend Moira (Daniela Sea) is saving money for a sex change, and Shane (Katherine Moennig) tries out monogomy with Carmen (Sarah Shahi) in the third season of The L Word.

The L Word Season 3, Ep. 1: "Labia Majora"

Labia Majora

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Special Guests: Kate Clinton

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 Best Scene(s):
  • Alice's "shrine"

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The L Word Season 3, Ep. 2: "Lost Weekend"
Lost Weekend

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 Best Scene(s):
  • Shane wearing the dress that Carmen's mom gave her.
  • Carmen dancing for Shane.

  • Shane wearing the dress with sneakers
  • Shane with hair extensions

Best quote(s):
  • " I feel like a pinata"
  • "Quiero llamerte hasta que vengas en mi boca mil veces."


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The L Word Season 3, Ep. 3: "Lobsters"
Lobsters

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The L Word Season 3, Ep. 4: "Light My Fire"
Light My Fire

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Special Guests: Dana Delany

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The L Word Season 3, Ep. 5: "Lifeline"
Lifeline

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HOOKUPS, BREAKUPS, MAKEUPS

  • Alice and Utah





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  • Utah






The L Word Season 3, Ep. 6: "Lifesize"
Lifesize

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Episode Summary: Shane comes home early in the morning after spending the night with Cherree Jaffey. Tina and Bette argue about Tina's feelings for the producer she is working with,Josh Becker. Jenny starts a new job at the planet where a publishing agent turns up telling her they want to publiish her book. Bette encourages Tina to explore her feelings but not expect her to wait around. Dana goes into hospital for her operation. Billy offers to hook Max up with hormone drugs.Shane and Carmen discuss monogomy which ends up with Carmen unleashing the fire extinguisher on Shane. Alice is "bitten" and fears she may soon become one of the undead. Dana's parents disallow Lara to visit their daughter after the operation. The rest of the group finds out about Dana's cancer.

Best Scene(s):
  • Dylan tells Helena their ecounter will "never happen again" because she's straight- and later they hook up.

  • Carmen getting Shane with the fire extinguisher.


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HOOKUPS, BREAKUPS, MAKEUPS

  • Max and Billy [oral]
  • Dylan and Helena
  • Kit and Mangus.



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  • "I'm asking you to be as civilised as a ******* bird."
  • "Still trying to get her to quit smoking?"





The L Word Season 3, Ep. 7: "Lonestar"
Lonestar

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Episode Summary: Tina takes a business trip to Canada and has a chance to explore her feelings for her colleague, Josh. Dana's treatment puts a strain on her and Lara's relationship. Meanwhile, Jenny helps Moira in her transformation to Max, Carmen and Shane get matching tattoos. Max and Billy have sex while working at The Planet. Carmen and Shane are the only gold star lesbians in the group. Angus and Tina's mothers are lone stars. Alice reverts back in her obsession over Dana, and Kit takes control of The Planet. In a special appearance the B-52's perform at The Planet.

 Best Scene(s):
  • Bette helping Dana find her place of peace
  • Alice and Dana start bonding again.
  • Billy leaves.

Best quote(s):
  • ". . . Josh f****** Becker." - Bette
  • "Who's f****** Josh Becker?" - Angus
  • "Tina." - Bette
  • "What starts in chaos ends in chaos."
  • "I don't want to be the lie you tell to someone."
HOOKUPS, BREAKUPS, MAKEUPS

  • Alice and Bette [flashback]
  • Tina and Josh [make out]
  • Billy and Max [intercourse]



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The L Word Season 3, Ep. 8: "Latecomer"
Latecomer

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Episode Summary: Kit goes to record music with - where Angus causes trouble.. Bette goes away to a meditation 'silent' retreat , but not before Roberta [the social worker] pays her and Tina another visit. Shane gives Dana her final haircut. The girls visit Kit at the recording studio. Max continues with his transit, finding out just how expensive surgery will be. Helena flies the girls out to a basketball game, where Dana is

Best Scene(s):
  • Carmen and Shane in the bed together at the beginning of the episode while Carmen is having a bad dream.
  • Helena picking Dylan up from the cafe before they both set off for the recording studio
  • Shane and Alice playing video games with their funky hairdo's.

Best quote(s):
  • "Latin women...Caliente."
  • "I'm gonna get some tea."
  • "Hi guys. You making some tea?"
  • "Well if you three can work up an arrangement where her vocal drama doesn't overwhelm Kit's freestyle funk."
  • "Oh no, you didn't say that."
  • "Actually when we were going out, I had a dream you were a midget...but i wasn't mad at you or anything".
HOOKUPS, BREAKUPS, MAKEUPS

  • Dylan & Helena





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The L Word Season 3, Ep. 9: "Lead, Follow, Or Get Out of the Way"
Lead, Follow, Or Get Out of the Way

Original Air Date: March 5, 2006

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Episode Summary:

 Best Scene(s):
  • Max's top surgery benefit party
  • Dylan videotapes her encounter with Helena
  • Carmen comes out to her family at a family dinner party
  • Helena receives a sexual harrassment subpoena

Best quote(s):
  • "What's "white inside" ?"
  • "What's "male inside" ?"
  • "What's "female inside" ?"
  • "Because I want to feel whole."
  • "I want the outside of me to match the inside of me."
  • "I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want. I want..."
HOOKUPS, BREAKUPS, MAKEUPS

  • Tina & Henry
  • Alice and Chandra




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The L Word Season 3, Ep. 10: "Losing the Light"
Losing the Light

Original Air Date: March 12, 2006

Writer: Rose Troche

Director: Rose Troche

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Episode Summary: Bette spends most of the episode waiting for a bus outside of the meditation retreat, talking to two others waiting. Alice has been living in the hospital at Dana's bedside. Jenny and Max have lunch with Tim and his wife, who is pregnant. Carmen tells Shane she slept with someone. Kit is mad at Angus for not calling her when he was supposed to. Tina and Henry go out with Henry's friends. Helena, her mother, and lawyer meet with Dylan, her boyfriend, and lawyer. A nurse talks Alice into getting some fresh air. She runs into Tonya, who is trying to get pregnant. Dana dies while Alice is gone.

Best Scene(s):
  • Dylan and Helena mediation
  • Jenny and Max meet Tim and Becky
  • Henry and Tina lunching out with Henry's friends


Best quote(s):
  • "You saw a Peabody off balance needing something, and you're going to make her pay for it."
  • "This is a documentary, not Finding f******* Nemo"



HOOKUPS, BREAKUPS, MAKEUPS

  • Carmen and Shane
  • Jenny and Tim
  • Alice and Tonya

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  • Becky






The L Word Season 3, Ep. 11: "Last Dance"
The L Word Season 3 - The L Word

Original Air Date: March 19, 2006

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Episode Summary:

 Best Scene(s):
  • Dana's funeral
  • Dana's memorial at camp Imalahkaha
  • Dana "seeing" herself dancing on stage while at the Tegan and Sara concert with Shane



Best quote(s):
  • "Y'all couldn't wait to out her out of that closet."
  • "Well she was suffocating in there. You had to bring her out."
  • "She couldn't breathe. She needed to live."



HOOKUPS, BREAKUPS, MAKEUPS

  • Alice & Lara





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The L Word Season 3, Ep. 12: "Left Hand of the Goddess"
Last Dance

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  • Carmen choosing her wedding dress
  • Shane meets Carla and Shay
  • Shane's batchelor party


Best quote(s):
  • "I don't know. I don't know. Am I really trying to marry the most unattainable person on the face of this planet?"
  • "....you taught the whole group that people's rough edges are beautiful."

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HOOKUPS, BREAKUPS, MAKEUPS

  • Shane & Carmen
  • Shane and Gabriel
  • Peggy and Marilyn



NEW ADDITIONS TO 'THE CHART'

  • Peggy
  • Marilyn
  • Teri





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eydazil was Jennifer Beals's voice used for "young Bette" in "Lifesize"? 2 Jul 1 2010, 4:17 PM EDT by eydazil
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In the opening scene of the episode "Lifesize" (season 3, episode 6), when Bette is in college and has a love scene with her boyfriend Coleman, is Jennifer Beals's voice used in a voice over for the actress who plays Young Bette? It sounds an awful lot like Jennifer Beals's voice and I can't seem to figure it out.
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Jaymers Has anyone actually had a real 0 on set? 0 Mar 11 2009, 2:27 PM EDT by Jaymers
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I need to know? Has anyone of these wild and fantastic woman have had a real orgasam with a woman in a scene? this is a must know. And also I would love to see deleted scenes. Just fun, funny or outright screw ups!!!!!
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Retta19 I Can't........ 7 Jun 3 2008, 8:00 PM EDT by katie295
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How come I can't watch all the episode??????????
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